1. minenexnicole:

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING XD

     
  2. “Trollbert” Pattinson during Breaking Dawn Part II promo requested by Vanessa

    (Source: tomsturridg)

     
  3. weheartpattinson:

    I heard your shoes are too big, is that true?

     
  4. the60sbazaar:

    Frank Sinatra in the studio

     
  5. imthecoolcookie:

    somethingodd:

    THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

    Im ready to die

    (Source: axon-axoff, via twerkmaid)

     
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  7. ursulatheseabitchh:

    ohsoswiftly:

    Reacting to Blue Ivy

    Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

    (via twerkmaid)

     
  8. reallifebfg:

    georgeslays:

    The reasons to love the British Royal family never end

    It’s like they’re in a sitcom.

    (via teamronisnotonfire)

     
  9. mousathe14:

    theystilltry:

    white-suit-red-rose:

    primarie:

    Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
     
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
    Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here’s the “kicker”:

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
    AND……………….:

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
     
    I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

    I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

    They do say those who don’t learn from their past are doomed to repeat it

    No, I think this proves that the universe is quite literally lazy.

    (Source: e-vaporate, via fairlyismagic)

     
  10. anarchistlovesongs:

    domme-chronicles:

    strangeremains:

    Skull, found in France, with a knife still embedded it it.  The skull belonged to a Roman solider who died during the Gallic Wars, ca. 52BC. It was on display at the Museo Rocsen in Argentina.  

    Whenever I see things like this, I wonder how they died. I guess it will always be a mystery.

    I’m gonna go with “Stabbed through the head” 

    (Source: derwiduhudar, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
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  12. nabulos:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    mad-max-rocks-nasty:

    Ingenuity.

    I AM DONE

    that is so damn clever

    (Source: kingjaffejoffer, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

    1. me: I should go shower now
    2. (five minutes later)
    3. (another five minutes later)
    4. (yet another five minutes later)
    5. (more five minute intervals)
    6. someone: (goes into the bathroom)
    7. me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
     
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  14. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Dads and Tumblr

    (via twerkmaid)