1. spenceromg:

    do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

    (via twerkmaid)

     

  2. so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

    sicilian-macaroon:

    rangerkimmy:

    most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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    spiderman

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    hulk

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    and iron man

    but then there’s…

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    captain amerihurr

    I can’t BREATHE

    (via twerkmaid)

     
  3. tinalikesbutts:

    OH NO

    WHATEVER SHALL I DO

    (via twerkmaid)

     

  4. simmonnsfitz:

    things i need

    • to live in new york city
    • unlimited money so i can see all the broadway shows i want
    • thats it
    • that’s literally all i need

    (via twerkmaid)

     
  5. paramoregifs:

    Paramore Last Hope Live in Chicago [x]

     
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  7. "I’m not sure what I’ll do, but— well, I want to go places and see people. I want my mind to grow. I want to live where things happen on a big scale."
    —  F. Scott Fitzgerald (via psych-facts)

    (via twerkmaid)

     
  8. buzzfeed:

    The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

    *stands up*

    *salutes*

    *applauds forever*

    (via twerkmaid)

     
  9. mylifeaskriz:

    ruineshumaines:

    Liz Climo on Tumblr.

    this really cheered me up

    (via abbs-of-steel)

     

  10. galaxypug:

    galaxypug:

    why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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    (via jayyousee)

     

  11. thatspiderboy:

    Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like

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    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
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  13. mufasamonsta:

    tahthetrickster:

    i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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    AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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    "THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
  14. thedeedledee:

    bloominrose:

    kateordie:

    Oh god I feel this so hard

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    OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS

    (Source: thepossibility, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     
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